atypicalblonde:

one time I overslept and my mom came into my room to wake me up and said “you had better get up or else you’ll be rushing”. I wanted to say “if I’m rushing then so be it” but since I was still half asleep my mind changed “rushing” to “Russian”, I rolled over and said “if I’m Russian, soviet” and to this day it’s the best joke I’ve ever made

abrokenraggedyman:

fuchsiaring:

a-weeping-angel-just:

disneytreblemaker:

miss-atomicbomb:

how the hell did he jump that high

he’s david tennantt that’s how

hes a timelord
timelords have springs in their feet

A wonderful thing is a Time LordA Time Lord is a wonderful thingTheir tops are made out of rubberTheir bottoms are made out of springsThey’re bouncy, bouncy, timey-wimeyfun, fun, fun, fun, funAnd the most wonderful thing about Time Lords isI’m the only—
oh.

THAT LAST COMMENT I JUST DIED AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN CAN YOU NOT PLEASE THAT IS AMAZING YOU ARE AMAZING I LOVE YOU PLEASE NO 

abrokenraggedyman:

fuchsiaring:

a-weeping-angel-just:

disneytreblemaker:

miss-atomicbomb:

how the hell did he jump that high

he’s david tennantt that’s how

hes a timelord

timelords have springs in their feet

A wonderful thing is a Time Lord
A Time Lord is a wonderful thing
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs
They’re bouncy, bouncy, timey-wimey
fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
And the most wonderful thing about Time Lords is
I’m the only—

oh.

THAT LAST COMMENT I JUST DIED AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN CAN YOU NOT PLEASE THAT IS AMAZING YOU ARE AMAZING I LOVE YOU PLEASE NO 

michaelandgavinfreejones:

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

charisrna:

gosh-tier:

ytsudyssupay:

Scientists and music professors at Cambridge University came together to find the saddest song ever made. They went through thousands and thousands of music sheets, some even dating back to the 16th century. They went through composers like Mozart, Beethoven, Franz Schubert and Johann Sebastian Bach. They tested the songs on hundreds of different people, observing The Limbic system, which is the part of the brain which controls emotion, like sadness, happiness and anger. After 7 years of research and observation, they finally found a song which made 94.7% of listeners cry or feel an overwhelming of sadness come across them. This is the song they found.

this had me in tears almost immediately… 

it felt like my heart was physically dropping

Do not listen to this when you’re already having a bad day. Christ. :’(

i fucking hate you people

This is the saddest shit ever, wtf, why do this? 

alishaloveschristmascats:

rogue-of-teh-mind:

floppyfro:

procrastosaurus-rex:

girlnamedblink:

hollymotherofsin:

williarnshakespeare:

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yes hello this is my child Dean Much Born-Ten Bitch wow cabbagepatch